Freely adapted from a story by Andrew Galarneau, Food Editor of the Buffalo News and with apologies to Beatrix Potter. Are you sitting comfortably?
Once upon a time, upon a time there
were four little Rabbits,
and their names were--
Breakfast,
Brunch,
Lunch,
and Peta.
were four little Rabbits,
and their names were--
Breakfast,
Brunch,
Lunch,
and Peta.
